Alpha84

Just another odd take on the infamous SatelliteSoda character, Chairman Badfunk.

I thought that v2 changed the way people looked at SatelliteSoda. We where still a good bunch of artist but somehow we just seemed more legitimate. Phase 2 was now complete.

Generally it has remained the same with some minor tweaks under the hood and paint job but the concept remains the same. And after all these years, it’s finally time to trade in the old clunker for something that reflects how we’ve evolved while retaining our objective. And man have we evolved. There’s a fresh new book to prove it.

Mark it on your calendar and don’t forget to visit or the monster that lives under your bed and touches you at night will put a choke hold on you. Seriously go, I don’t want to hear that he touched you “The wrong way” afterward. It just seems like it would hurt, so spare yourself the pain, do yourself a favor and visit. The last thing I want to see is you in a wheelchair. Unless you don’t visit of course, then you’re just asking for it. I’m just saying that’s all.