April 15th, 2009

Mark it on your calendar and don’t forget to visit or the monster that lives under your bed and touches you at night will put a choke hold on you.

You had better visit SatelliteSoda

Seriously go, I don’t want to hear that he touched you “The wrong way” afterward. It just seems like it would hurt, so spare yourself the pain, do yourself a favor and visit. The last thing I want to see is you in a wheelchair. Unless you don’t visit of course, then you’re just asking for it. I’m just saying that’s all.

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