Somewhere down the line, an idea becomes more than an idea. It becomes a reality, and there’s something to be said about the hard work that it takes to accomplish such a task. I am not going down that road, instead I present to you…
A Puppet Show
No really, believe me it’s all connected, I promise. I remember having conversations with my friend Brett Ryans a.k.a. Shoogerbare and thinking that the material was suitable for a show of some kind. Our conversations ranged from Quake 3 Arena, crying in Japanese adult films (I’m being serious) to video games and so on and so forth. Anyway, I always imagined the show as being a sitcom with similar elements to Saturday Night Live. As luck would have it, once out of college, Brett and the rest of our friends pretty much went our own separate ways.
A Stroke of Genius
So for years, I had the idea of getting myself a new camera and getting the crew back together to work on this show. It never happened of course and in a way it saddens me. However Brett took it upon himself to do undertake this task with his friend, Steven Stover. And I must say, the results are great so far.
WARNING!! THOSE OFFENDED BY DIRTY JOKES, PUPPET RACISM, OR ROBERT DOWNEY JR. SHOULD STEER CLEAR!! MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY!! - Brett Ryans
I knew that I was going to be in for a heck of a time after that line. The idea of the show was done in a similar to what I always had in mind with one big difference. Puppets. Yes, that’s right you read it correctly folks, puppets. It was genius, I mean as dumb as it sounds puppets are more expressive of emotions and ideas because they don’t have to hold back. They can say all the crazy things that most people hold back.
So to Paraphrase
Hey there friends! You know what you need? A blowjob. And this right here, is blowjob in a can…
WhatDaFuppets
